commit edb0a689611be1b03d7eed581b688bbc010eb9ca
Author: ugrnm <ultrageranium@bleu255.com>
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2023 17:58:16 +0100
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+*.aux
+*.log
diff --git a/bingo.pdf b/bingo.pdf
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+\documentclass[tikz]{standalone}
+\usepackage{fontspec}
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+\setmainfont{Libre Franklin Medium}
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+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage=[c][2cm][s]{2cm}}{latest update broke retro-compatibility}};
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+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{I will put a blockchain on it}};
+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{NDA'ed datasheets}}; \\
+ \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{everything is an app}};
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+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{notifications}};
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+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{LCD e-reading}}; \\
+ \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{cookies, GDPR, etc, what am I doing here already?}};
+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{frictionless one time passwords}};
+ & \node[fill=lightgray]{FREE PLAY};
+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{Inability to move authenticator app to a new phone without talking to IT department.}};
+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{eveything IoT}}; \\
+ \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{please verify your device” in inbox several times a day}};
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+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{website triggers laptop fans 500\%}};
+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{jitsi or zoom in the same room because the display cable just wont work or is missing}};
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+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{setting time automatically on computer depends on enabling all location services}};
+ & \node{\adjustbox{min totalheight=2cm,max totalsize=2cm,minipage={2cm}}{quietly minting monero behind your back}}; \\
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+\node [above] at (bingo.north) [font=\huge,minimum height=1cm] {TECH B.S. BINGO};
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+ \node{text 1}; & \node{text 2}; & \node{multiline text}; & \node{multi multi multiline}; & \node{text5}; \\
+ \node{text 1}; & \node{text 2}; & \node[fill=lightgray]{FREE PLAY}; & \node{multi multi multiline}; & \node{text5}; \\
+ \node{text 1}; & \node{text 2}; & \node{multiline text}; & \node{multi multi multiline}; & \node{text5}; \\
+ \node{text 1}; & \node{text 2}; & \node{multiline text}; & \node{multi multi multiline}; & \node{text5}; \\%
+};
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+\node [above] at (bingo.north) [font=\huge,minimum height=1cm] {TECH B.S. BINGO};
+\end{tikzpicture}
+\end{document}
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diff --git a/manual/ten_bingos.pdf b/manual/ten_bingos.pdf
Binary files differ.
diff --git a/mkbingo.sh b/mkbingo.sh
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+set -eu
+
+TMP="/tmp"
+BINGO=${TMP}/bingo.txt
+if [ -e ${BINGO} ]
+then
+ rm ${BINGO}
+else
+ touch ${BINGO}
+fi
+
+# there are too many things to choose from so we first make a selection
+# of 15 randomised items from each categoy
+for SRC_CAT in $(ls src/)
+do
+ cat src/${SRC_CAT} | shuf | head -15 > ${TMP}/bingo-${SRC_CAT}
+done
+
+# we make a bingo cart from all these
+for BNG_CAT in $(ls ${TMP}/bingo-*)
+do
+ echo "#### "${BNG_CAT}
+ cat ${BNG_CAT} | shuf | head -5 >> ${TMP}/bingo.txt
+done
+
+# we fill the cart with these
+cp bingo.tex.orig bingo.tex
+i=1
+cat ${BINGO} | while read CRAP
+do
+ echo ${CRAP}
+ sed -i "s@@TEXT${i}@@${CRAP}g" bingo.tex
+ i=$((i+1))
+done
+lualatex bingo.tex
diff --git a/src/dev.txt b/src/dev.txt
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+How to run your first to-do list app using a kubernetes cluster
+works on my machine
+A multinational corporation's service as the easiest way of copying data between two nearby devices
+502 Bad Gateway
+everything is a website
+everything is a web browser
+latest update broke retro-compatibility
+dockerfile
+minimalist electron applications
+the CEO is suddenly really into crypto, and so should you
+node_modules folder is bigger than your operating system.
+NDA'ed datasheets
+Instead of proper documentation, you have a bunch of Youtube videos and a barebones wiki
+building and spinning up a throw-away vm on every git commit
+Just put the whole database in RAM
+TSC_DEADLINE disabled due to Errata
+download 18GB of programming device tools to flash a 124K firmware
+complex mathematical puzzles
+firmware bugs in general
+x86 in general
+new software has less features than old version yet is larger (magic bloat)
+I will put a blockchain on it
diff --git a/src/mobile.txt b/src/mobile.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+8 instant messaging app installed
+take photos never watch them
+headphone jack gone
+where are my files
+what is a file
+new account making or password reset email as password manager or login tactict
+QR codes for everything and everywhere, including places with no internet
+infinite spinner
+everything is an app
+Only available in the app
+Mindfulness apps
+Your 2-year-old phone is not supported
+I couldn't unlock my car with the app, but the phone charger was in the car
+mobile website to app to mobile website redirections and back
+can't get SMS code to pay phone bill because phone service has been cut off
+can't install app because OS is too old
+mobile websites that hikack your back button to serve more ads
+notifications
+battery empty
+night mode
+everything GPS
+virtual keyboards
+LCD e-reading
+streaming same tracks 10 times a day
diff --git a/src/privacy_security.txt b/src/privacy_security.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+Your name is invalid
+username contains invalid characters
+please verify your device” in inbox several times a day
+you need a login and/or an internet connection for almost everything
+cookies, GDPR, etc, what am I doing here already?
+"legitimate" interest
+some of your passwords have appeared in a data leak
+the worn out keys on my laptop give my password away
+"Please wait while we check your computer"
+your password expired for an arbitrary reason, please invent a new one
+Webapps regularly "don't recognize me" and force me to reset my password because I regularly delete cookies to evade ubiquitous tracking
+unpredictable behaviour of single-sign ons, especially when you work/study at more than one place. And using 3 browsers because of that.
+DRM authentication server is offline
+8 characters minimum, small letters, capital letters, numbers and special characters
+"Trusted" computing
+Multifactor authentication. Appears without fail whenever phone is flat/not with me.
+frictionless one time passwords
+Inability to move authenticator app to a new phone without talking to IT department.
+can't 2FA
+eveything IoT
+please select all images containing a horse
+can't 2FA (lost your phone edition)
+prove you are human by being constantly logged in to google or solve puzzles to make SkyNet real faster
+allow website to know your location.
+forgot password-manager password
+this software is audited right?
+this hardware is audited right?
diff --git a/src/productivity.txt b/src/productivity.txt
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+website triggers laptop fans 500%
+cheaper to buy new model than repair previous model
+everything printers
+I don't know if the application even works or if it's just faking that it works
+what's the pad URL?
+this update will take 27 hours. Please do not turn off your computer
+software subscriptions
+jitsi or zoom in the same room because the display cable just won't work or is missing
+e-documents explosion, still need physical paperwork on top
+something went wrong
+I have to upgrade to remain the same
+account creation for everything
+enthusiastic Miro pushers
+website notifications
+get an email, a chat message, a calendar invite asking me, or reminding me, about the exact same thing.
+everything is an online video call
+virtual assistants
+everything related to text selection
+customer support on Discord or Twitter
+everything PKM
+copying a file between two machines
+new slower versions of previously working applications. old applications forced to stop working
+remote asynchronous worker
+laptop leg burns
diff --git a/src/smart_design.txt b/src/smart_design.txt
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+glued batteries
+subscription exercise bicycle
+colors as a service
+quietly minting monero behind your back
+Unsupported bionic implants
+Alarm clock depends on wifi
+smart thermostat burns down the house
+setting time automatically on computer depends on enabling all location services
+Firmware update bricks appliance
+4k screen showing information that would easily fit into 800×600 pixels in 1996
+must whitelist third party javascript to display a jpg
+graphic/prompt designer
+ads on paid products
+I lost my eyesight because my bionic eye is no longer supported
+digital distribution / no CDROM
+screen on new “device” requires immediately placing protective cover sheet on purchase
+Software update required. Unable to start car, toothbrush, fridge
+Oven requires that you accept TOS
+online home appliances
+trying to use website zoom breaks the whole layout
+USB cables and standards
+clamshell design that is impossible to disassemble without damaging
+Can't submit/close dialog without mouse
+$100+ dongle required to add HDMI/Ethernet/USB
+multipart/alternative emails which arent
+touchscreen UI/UX
