smart_design.txt (1101B)
1 glued batteries 2 subscription exercise bicycle 3 colors as a service 4 quietly minting monero behind your back 5 Unsupported bionic implants 6 Alarm clock depends on wifi 7 smart thermostat burns down the house 8 setting time automatically on computer depends on enabling all location services 9 Firmware update bricks appliance 10 4k screen showing information that would easily fit into 800×600 pixels in 1996 11 must whitelist third party javascript to display a jpg 12 graphic / prompt designer 13 ads on paid products 14 I lost my eyesight because my bionic eye is no longer supported 15 digital distribution / no CDROM 16 screen on new “device” requires immediately placing protective cover sheet on purchase 17 Software update required. Unable to start car, toothbrush, fridge 18 Oven requires that you accept TOS 19 online home appliances 20 trying to use website zoom breaks the whole layout 21 USB cables and standards 22 clamshell design that is impossible to disassemble without damaging 23 Can't submit/close dialog without mouse 24 \\\\$100+ dongle required to add HDMI/Ethernet/USB 25 multipart/alternative emails which arent 26 touchscreen UI/UX