bingo

crappy everyday tech bingo
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      1 \documentclass[tikz]{standalone}
      2 \usepackage{fontspec}
      3 \usepackage{shapepar}
      4 \setmainfont{Libre Franklin Medium}
      5 \usetikzlibrary{shapes.geometric}
      6 \usetikzlibrary{matrix}
      7 
      8 \newcommand\bingoboxSm[1]{\node[draw, regular polygon, regular polygon sides=4, text width=0cm, inner sep=0mm,  minimum height=6.2cm, line width=0.05cm]{\shapepar{\squareshape} #1\par};}
      9 \newcommand\bingobox[1]{\node[draw, regular polygon, regular polygon sides=4, text width=0cm, inner sep=0mm,  minimum height=6.2cm, font=\large, line width=0.05cm]{\shapepar{\squareshape} #1\par};}
     10 
     11 \begin{document}
     12 \begin{tikzpicture}
     13 
     14 
     15 \matrix (bingo) [matrix, row sep=-\pgflinewidth, column sep=-\pgflinewidth]
     16 {
     17 % row 1
     18   \bingobox{firmware bugs in general}; 
     19   & \bingobox{latest update broke retro-compatibility}; 
     20   & \bingoboxSm{A multinational corporation's service as the easiest way of copying data between two nearby devices}; 
     21   & \bingobox{I will put a blockchain on it}; 
     22   & \bingobox{NDA datasheets}; \\
     23 
     24 %row 2
     25   \bingobox{everything is an app}; 
     26   & \bingobox{streaming same tracks 10 times a day}; 
     27   & \bingobox{notifications}; 
     28   & \bingobox{Your 2-year-old phone is not supported}; 
     29   & \bingobox{LCD e-reading}; \\
     30 
     31   \bingobox{cookies, GDPR, etc, what am I doing here already?}; 
     32   & \bingobox{frictionless one time passwords}; 
     33   & \node[fill=lightgray, align=center, draw, regular polygon, regular polygon sides=4, text width=0cm, inner sep=0mm,  minimum height=6.2cm, font=\Large, line width=0.05cm]{\shapepar{\squareshape}FREE \\ PLAY\par};
     34   & \bingoboxSm{Inability to move authenticator app to a new phone without talking to IT department.}; 
     35   & \bingobox{eveything IoT}; \\
     36 
     37   \bingobox{please verify your deviceā€ in inbox several times a day}; 
     38   & \bingobox{laptop leg burns}; 
     39   & \bingobox{website triggers laptop fans 500\%}; 
     40   & \bingobox{jitsi or zoom in the same room because the display cable just wont work or is missing}; 
     41   & \bingobox{copying a file between two machines}; \\
     42 
     43   \bingobox{enthusiastic Miro pushers}; 
     44   & \bingobox{glued batteries}; 
     45   & \bingobox{graphic / prompt designer}; 
     46   & \bingoboxSm{setting time automatically on computer depends on enabling all location services}; 
     47   & \bingobox{quietly minting monero behind your back}; \\
     48 };
     49 
     50 \node [above] at (bingo.north) [font=\huge,minimum height=1cm] {TECH B.S. BINGO};
     51 \end{tikzpicture}
     52 \end{document}