bingo2.tex (2379B)
1 \documentclass[tikz]{standalone} 2 \usepackage{fontspec} 3 \usepackage{shapepar} 4 \setmainfont{Libre Franklin Medium} 5 \usetikzlibrary{shapes.geometric} 6 \usetikzlibrary{matrix} 7 8 \newcommand\bingoboxSm[1]{\node[draw, regular polygon, regular polygon sides=4, text width=0cm, inner sep=0mm, minimum height=6.2cm, line width=0.05cm]{\shapepar{\squareshape} #1\par};} 9 \newcommand\bingobox[1]{\node[draw, regular polygon, regular polygon sides=4, text width=0cm, inner sep=0mm, minimum height=6.2cm, font=\large, line width=0.05cm]{\shapepar{\squareshape} #1\par};} 10 11 \begin{document} 12 \begin{tikzpicture} 13 14 15 \matrix (bingo) [matrix, row sep=-\pgflinewidth, column sep=-\pgflinewidth] 16 { 17 % row 1 18 \bingobox{firmware bugs in general}; 19 & \bingobox{latest update broke retro-compatibility}; 20 & \bingoboxSm{A multinational corporation's service as the easiest way of copying data between two nearby devices}; 21 & \bingobox{I will put a blockchain on it}; 22 & \bingobox{NDA datasheets}; \\ 23 24 %row 2 25 \bingobox{everything is an app}; 26 & \bingobox{streaming same tracks 10 times a day}; 27 & \bingobox{notifications}; 28 & \bingobox{Your 2-year-old phone is not supported}; 29 & \bingobox{LCD e-reading}; \\ 30 31 \bingobox{cookies, GDPR, etc, what am I doing here already?}; 32 & \bingobox{frictionless one time passwords}; 33 & \node[fill=lightgray, align=center, draw, regular polygon, regular polygon sides=4, text width=0cm, inner sep=0mm, minimum height=6.2cm, font=\Large, line width=0.05cm]{\shapepar{\squareshape}FREE \\ PLAY\par}; 34 & \bingoboxSm{Inability to move authenticator app to a new phone without talking to IT department.}; 35 & \bingobox{eveything IoT}; \\ 36 37 \bingobox{please verify your deviceā in inbox several times a day}; 38 & \bingobox{laptop leg burns}; 39 & \bingobox{website triggers laptop fans 500\%}; 40 & \bingobox{jitsi or zoom in the same room because the display cable just wont work or is missing}; 41 & \bingobox{copying a file between two machines}; \\ 42 43 \bingobox{enthusiastic Miro pushers}; 44 & \bingobox{glued batteries}; 45 & \bingobox{graphic / prompt designer}; 46 & \bingoboxSm{setting time automatically on computer depends on enabling all location services}; 47 & \bingobox{quietly minting monero behind your back}; \\ 48 }; 49 50 \node [above] at (bingo.north) [font=\huge,minimum height=1cm] {TECH B.S. BINGO}; 51 \end{tikzpicture} 52 \end{document}